Bobby, Birdie and Doreen want to know...

 

Bobby, Doreen & Birdie want to know...
Are YOU really COOL?


You think Marlyn Manson..

was fantastic in Some Like it Hot!
should be reported to the Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Animals
needs a new color palette for summer
all of the above

You would rather spend your time..

under a table in a bar or pub
experimenting with biological functions
making money
having fun

Your favorite TV show is

The Simpsons
Jerry Springer
Anything on CNN
MTV

When just "hanging out"

you are wearing more leather than a side of beef
light candles and burn a lot of incense
need a drink
none of the above

Your original hair color

is visible at the roots
is seen only by your personal physician
is non-existent. You have been bald since birth
is covered by a color not found in the natural

Your favorite beverage in the morning is

Jolt, Surge or Mountain Dew
beer
basic black coffee
designer mocha-chino delight
you never rise before noon

To err is

to discover a new way
whatever
for others, you're perfect
embarrassing

Black is

too dark for your complexion
OK to wear at night, sometimes
the only color in your closet
beautiful

You wish you could

get a job
quit your job
get someone to support you other than your parents
find a way to live without money

Your personal signature is your

nipple ring
pull power
car
total being

Next December 31st, you

are planning a quiet evening at home
think the world will come to an end
will get paid an obscene amount of money to work
intend to see your personal technology through the night
will party like its 1999

You think you're cool because

you've had a rough life and truly suffered
you've never had a bad hair day
everyone else thinks so
you were at Woodstock - the real one

Your favorite sport is

shopping
something that involves a team and a uniform
dancing
sleeping

Pierce makes

an acceptable rhyme for hearse in your latest sonnet
a great name for an actor who plays James Bond
the perfect way to pick up a frog
an all-consuming hobby

A good date night includes

laughter
conversation
a joy stick
another living person

Sunglasses

are for protecting your eyes from the sun
need to be expensive to be effective
make a stylish headband
are more necessary than underwear

You arrive at a party wearing a silver lame pantsuit. Everyone else is clad in ripped jeans and T-shirts. You

run out the door in humiliation
bring back "streaking" and then encourage everyone to party naked
explain that your outfit is the latest in UV protection
shimmy over to the chip and dip bowl and help yourself



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